Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Some help!

Oh good! Here comes some help. Or one help at least. Poised for action in his eye-destroying pajamas! And the one-armed dress-clad pilot? Absolutely no use at all. Unless he is intended as a mind-boggling distraction.

To be clear, its not offically a dress but actually is referred to as 'The Snapper'. That should have been obvious.

lazy lounging!



Well, quite obviously there is a scene missing here and something tells me its a very important one. Whatever the case, things seem to be looking up for 'Trent'. But wait! The Swami on the left looks distinctly unfriendly and more than a little bit like Chuck Norris. In fact, 'Trent' seems a little tense as well. It appears the 'Lazy Lounging' session is about to degenerate into an acrylic-clad ass-kicking. Poor 'Trent'. He just want to get by, you know?

Monday, July 13, 2009

Garden District


Gold & silver LUREX (!) trimmed jeans. Perfect choice for a 'night at the local hotspot'. Or for justhanging around traditional Japanese gardens making 'Trent' feel uncomfortable. Odd how that other pilot just 'happened' to be there. In case you're interested Trent seems to be wearing the Superstar Jean which acts as a nice counterpart to the surprisingly boring Raja shirt by barbaSport. My advice to Trent - start growing a moustache. Or find another passenger, shouldn't be too hard. It is the late 1970's after all...

Friday, July 3, 2009

dear customer...


It is recommended that you peruse the finer details of this page, specifically the welcome message from, apparently, 'AH MEN' himself. Simply click on the picture for its full glory and a tantalizing glimpse into the rest of the catalog pages to come (and a fairly sincere apology for a previous season's incompetence).

As for the 'Trent', things seem to be improving a little. Not only has his rival flown off already, but he appears to be 'in line for promotion in any outfit' simply by wearing a Sergeant Major shirt. Nice work!

page 1 - your point of entry

"Your Point of Entry"?!?!? Really?!?! Thats a little subtle, don't you think? Anyway, see how 'Trent' has been slightly isolated from his more virile friends. One can only assume its the lack of a moustache. He seems fairly dejected all around, only putting on a show of cheerfulness for the camera. But his orange duffel bag has already slipped through his sad fingers to lie (rather perfectly) on the tarmac. Hmmm...I wonder what is in those well-stuffed canvas bags? I would bet more clothes. In fact, clothes of the most astounding variety including polyester mumus for men, more golden fabric, clothes for exercising, clothes for swimming, clothes for just walking around and looking fabulous. Stay tuned. The journey has barely even begun.

the cover (behind the brown paper wrapper)



Ah Men! Imagine yourself to 1979. Here we see Chas Wentworth and his good friend Trent (just 'Trent', ok?) enjoying a night out at the space disco. Notice the shockingly phallic balloon on the lower left, notice the shockingly phallic bulge in Chas' golden pyjama pants. Oh you did already? Can anyone spot the third wheel here?